A visual reminder to all you "too cool" people.
thanks Mike Ill

Normally I simply HATE hot days. Now I just hate hot days that don’t have Ashley Paige swimwear clad models running about the pool holding a Peta badge in one hand and a bottle of vodka in the other.
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I remember listening to a Diagable Planets cassette on a Walkman while waiting for my mom to pay for my back-to-school purchases. Ok. Totally not true. I paid for my own fly gear dammit. Ok. Totally not true again… but what IS true is this D. Planets x California (mostly) tour. Yo, Ladybug…see you backstage!
September 10 – HARLOWS, Sacramento, California
September 11 – DNA, San Francisco, California
September 12 – AVALON, Santa Clara, California
September 13 – EARTHDANCE FESTIVAL, Laytonville, California *
September 14 – BELLY UP, San Diego, California
September 15 – BELLY UP, San Diego, California
September 17 – House of Blues, Orange County, California
September 18 – FISHLIPS, Bakersfield, California
September 19 – EL REY, Los Angeles, California
September 20 – DOWNTOWN BREW, San Luis Obispo, California
September 26 – VINYL, Denver, Colorado
October 8 – BB Kings, New York, New York
Dj Ever Of Los Angeles Radio Statiion power 106 asks Brandy one funny question after hearing her new single.
Fuck you guys and your shitty energy drinks. How can a mutherfucker relax nowadays? HOW?? I’m so wired right now. I’m Amped. I’m like molten fire. See that? I got so much taurine and guarana in my system that I don’t even make sense anymore. I need a solution to this madness. Oh whut??? You mean I CAN get my lean on? Thank you Drank. Thank you for helping me slow my roll.

She wants your fresh-NESS in her video. She is shooting the music video for DUST FOR LOS ANGELES, off her Escape from Babylon album. Iguana Kelleys, 4306 E Anaheim St. Long Beach, CA 90804, Friday August 8th, at NOON. Dont be late.
Btw… the picture has nothing to do with the video shoot. I just think she looks hot in that photo.
Comedy Beef and Ringtones go together like… well… ok… they actually don’t go together. Like, ever. EVER.
See… this is why I don’t watch videos all the time. Wasn’t feelin the song at first…then Celeste emails me this youtube. Now I’m feelin the song. Props to Sa-Ra, Kanye, Fonzworth, Andre3K for converting a non-feeler.
It’s this easy: Leave a comment to this post then send an email with your name and shipping addy to me at: joel @ onetwomagazine.com. Send it before Friday August 22th, 2008. It’s THAT easy. A random winner gets the Piggy Board shirt and the complete 1st season of Human Giant.
Here’s a Human Giant clip:
For more of Human Giant go to: www.thehumangiant.com
Not a bad start to August.
E-40 came in to the studio today to talk about his new single ‘Wake it up f/ Akon’ off his September release “Ball Street Journal”. You GOTTA love E-40 for sharing the vernacular with the baby-ballers. You could keep that one 40—I won’t ever pull that off.

A friendly reminder—STARTING TONIGHT: From August 1st-August 8th, Peanut Butter Wolf will do an 8-day tour of L.A. in celebration of 8-8-08, performing all music video sets, with 8 unique genres of music over the course of 8 consecutive nights. No song & video will be repeated twice. Each club is specifically hand picked by Wolf as his favorite local weekly events. Info here
8/1: Disco videos- Firecracker Block Party @ Grand Star
8/2: Oldies videos – Funky Sole @ Jimmy’s Lounge
8/3: House video – Do-Over @ Cranes
8/4: Boogie videos – Funkmosphere @ Carbon
8/5: Party rock videos – Dim Mak Tuesdays @ Cinespace
8/6: Reggae videos – Dub Club @ The Echoplex
8/7: Hip Hop videos – Rootdown @ Little Temple
8/8: Movie music videos – private party (Details to be announced)